...if you fulfill some of the following:

• You like to have fuchka, khichuri, misti doi
  

  I like all of these!

• You have pet-names like papai, bubai, munai, sonai
  

  Mine is Bubai

• Your kitchen is full of jars which come free with different items like badam, cholabhaja, jhuribhaja
  

  Hmm. Our kitchen has a few that came with chanachur

• You go shopping only before Durga Puja
  

  Nah. I go at least once a month.

• You can't stand criticism against Sourav Ganguly
  

  Duh. Never been a fan.

• You prefer street chowmein over restaurant's
  

  Can't take that food due to allergy

• You always check the price before ordering inside a restaurant
  

  I do! Bongs are kanjoos by default.

• You update Facebook status in Benglish
  

  I did it few times. Would have done more if more of my friends were Bongs

The above was sent to me by my sister as an SMS. Added some of my thoughts.